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Euphoria by Lily King

Euphoria by Lily King

Posted November 1, 2016 by Whitney in Review / 2 Comments

Do you remember when Elaine Benes saw The English Patient? Well, that is how I felt about Euphoria by Lily King. it was long, boring and “how bout it sucked.” I typically like books that have romance and were based on or inspired by real persons and events. Although, like Lee Daniels’ The Butler “inspired […]

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The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison

The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison

Posted August 12, 2016 by Whitney in Review / 0 Comments

First Impressions In July my book club read The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison. Outside of David Sedaris, I do not read short stories or essays. I typically don’t have the patience for them.  There is not enough meat on their bones. I prefer longer novels that give me time to sink my teeth into […]

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Making Lemonade With Ben by Katherine Perreth

Making Lemonade With Ben by Katherine Perreth

Posted June 21, 2016 by Whitney in Review / 0 Comments

First Impressions I would like to begin my review Making Lemonade with Ben by Katherine Perreth by saying that I am 31 and disabled. I was born with left-sided cerebral palsy with my arm being completely paralyzed. Also, at the age of 16 I had brain surgery, disconnecting the left hemisphere due to life threatening […]

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The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards

The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards

Posted March 24, 2015 by Whitney in Review / 0 Comments

First Impressions There was so much hype when The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards came out. Between that and the catchy blurb, I snatched it up. Impressions While Reading Unfortunately, that is where any positive-thinking ended. It was formulaic, cliché and could easily have been a Lifetime Movie (which it later was adapted into). […]

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DNF: Truth in Advertising

DNF: Truth in Advertising

Posted April 24, 2013 by Whitney in Review / 1 Comment

Truth in Advertising is long-winded, and disjointed, with an ADHD attempt at witty writing. There were actually a few moments where I was reminded of a David Sedaris’ panache but those were fleeting and rather reverted back to a moronic, sophomoric teenage boy sense of humor.  An example being a commercial using the Old MacDonald […]

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Review: Splintered

Review: Splintered

Posted March 1, 2013 by Whitney in Review / 4 Comments

Splintered has a pretty cover. That’s about the only good thing I can say about it. Splintered is the story of Alyssa, the great-great-great granddaughter of Alice Liddell who has totally fucked over any future female relations with her trip down the rabbit hole. Alyssa’s mother Allison is currently in an asylum, dressing in the […]

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Review: The Boy In The Suitcase

Review: The Boy In The Suitcase

Posted November 7, 2012 by Whitney in Review / 1 Comment

This book started off with great pacing and potential, but it also had its issues. Nina Borg was too much of a goody-too-shoes constantly helping people and questioning what is the right thing? Like a girl scout earning merit badges. This sounds like an awful criticism (oh you’re too nice) but it started to get […]

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Book Review: Wench

Book Review: Wench

Posted August 23, 2011 by Whitney in Review / 4 Comments

Lizzie, our lead protagonist visits the camp with her master Drayle and looks at this time as a mini-vacation to spend with her friends, Sweet, Reenie and Mawu. Wench was an interesting concept but went absolutely nowhere.  The bases of the plot was the girls doing some sort of chore, followed by anal sex and […]

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Review: The Borrower

Review: The Borrower

Posted July 24, 2011 by Whitney in Review / 5 Comments

Rebecca Makkai’s novel was told from the point of view of a librarian — someone who loves books, loves her job and her patrons. and there are book references on every page. Sounds like a book lover’s dream right?  Unfortunately, no. Ian Drake is a ten-year old patron of the library whose parents have enrolled […]

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Review: The Phantom Tollbooth

Review: The Phantom Tollbooth

Posted May 27, 2011 by Whitney in Review / 1 Comment

This has been labeled as a modern classic filled with word play being compared to the likes of Alice in Wonderland and the Wizard of Oz.  I’d say this was all correct.   Milo, like Dorothy meets many strange characters on his way to Dictionopolis such as Tock, the watchdog and The Humbug, an over […]

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